I awoke at regular intervals during the night to find Jake in what is becoming his standard nocturnal position - lying tucked in close and partially across my torso. His face is usually in contact with mine as he licks me over and over from forehead to chin - I'm not sure if its affection or waterboarding but the regularity with which I find my copy of Brokeback Mountain lying in his space is perhaps indicative. Maybe I'm wrong maybe its just that I taste of Chappie. The new development last night was that every time I opened my eyes I found myself breathing through his neck fur rather than gazing into his eyes. The cause of this?...licking operations had shifted from my face to the crown of my head. On entering the bathroom I was shocked to discover he had given me a Jedward hair style held in place and supported with Dog Saliva. I'm beginning to kind of like it in an Eraserhead sort of way.
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